The Divorce Attorney by Melanie Munton

Author:Melanie Munton [Munton, Melanie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2020-05-25T18:30:00+00:00

Lick. Shoot. Suck.

The four of us slap our shot glasses onto the table as the alcohol burns its way down our already lubricated throats.

“I’m making tequila my bitch tonight, ladies,” Gretchen pronounces.

Quinn waves her arms around, making them resemble uncooked noodles. “No, no, no. I want to hear more from this bitch about her night on a magic cock-et ride.”

It takes us all a minute to realize she’s talking about me because she’s pointing to the empty space to my right, squinting at an invisible person. Harper helpfully moves Quinn’s finger to the left until she’s pointing right at my chest.

“Ah, there you are,” she says accusingly. “So, tell us already. Did he show you a whole new world?”

Yeah, I’m not going to reveal the graphic details. That’s for me and Carter only. But… I gotta give ‘em something. Lady Code demands it.

“We weren’t even in this galaxy,” I confirm.

A round of cheers and table pounding ensues, making me blush from head to toe.

“How big is it?”

“Chest hair or waxed smooth?”

“What league is his mouth in? Minors or the pros?”

“What’s his stamina like? I mean, he is older…”

I go around the table, answering each question in the order they were posed. “The doctor who delivered him probably fainted when she saw it. Chest hair that’s so soft I fell asleep on it as he held me to him last night. His mouth has already been inducted into the Hall of Fame. And his stamina…” I blow out a slow breath. “He’d probably still be taking me in his monstrous bed right now if he didn’t have to be in court first thing this morning.”

Harper’s mouth hangs open, her drink straw dangling from her lips. “Lord Almighty.”

“Men like that aren’t real.” This from Quinn.

“Oh, yes, they are,” Gretchen says wistfully, a mysterious look in her eyes. One that looks oddly like longing. Huh. “They’re like Bigfoot. They live in the wild. Are rarely seen and when they are, it’s usually a case of mistaken identity. And their population is so sparse that their existence is chalked up to myth or legend.” She sighs. “But they’re out there.”

And I found me one.

Carter’s “lessons” last night lasted until the wee hours of the morning. Until both of us were so exhausted we fell asleep in a tangle of sweaty limbs and mangled bed sheets. I haven’t slept that soundly ever since I accidentally panic-chugged half a bottle of Nyquil when I thought I was getting the flu right before finals.

I wish we could have stayed in bed all day today. I’d love to experience the lazy, relaxed side of my dirty counselor. But he had court, and I had to go to a friend’s graduation party this afternoon.

One that should have been my party, too.

The depression that swooped in with that realization hit me like a ton of bricks earlier. I would have been receiving my master’s degree right alongside her if I hadn’t taken a year off to work and help pay off Grant’s bills.

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